How To Be A Footballer - Peter Crouch

very Funny On Almost Every Page, Wonderfully Self-deprecating And Very Sharp On The Ludicrous Behaviour Of The Modern Player' - Sunday Times 'the Funniest Man In British Sport' - Metro A Sunday Times Sports Book Of The Year Shortlisted For The National Book Awards Longlisted For The Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography Of The Year You Become A Footballer Because You Love Football. And Then You Are A Footballer, And Youre Suddenly In The Strangest, Most Baffling World Of All. A World Where One Team-mate Comes To Training In A Bright Red Suit With Matching Top-hat, Cane And Glasses, Without Any Actual Glass In Them, And Another Has So Many Sports Cars They Forget They Have Left A Porsche At The Train Station.