Make fun of someone bald you love. Material: Plastic Weight: 12 g Approx. Package includes: 1 x Beard Shaping Comb Set Joke Ideas: 1. Play It Like a Precious Relic “This comb has been passed down through generations... and now it’s your turn to pass it on unused ” 2. Hope-Fueled Gag “Just in case science makes a breakthrough and you wake up with a full mane.” 3. The Optimism Angle “This is for the one brave hair that’s still fighting the good fight.” 4. The Emergency Tool “For emergencies only. Like... if you grow hair overnight and panic.” (Wrap it in a glass box labeled “Break in case of hair.”) 5. Tech Support Manual “Step 1: Grow hair. Step 2: Use comb. Step 3: Repeat until dreams are crushed.” 6. Say It with Confidence “I heard combing imaginary hair is great for stress relief. Give it a try ” 7. Comb as a Multi-Tool “It’s not just a comb—it’s a back scratcher, fly swatter, scalp massager, and hope dispenser.” 8. Fake It 'Til You Make It “Use this in front of the mirror. It won’t grow your hair, but it might grow your confidence.” 9. Make It Sentimental “I saw this and immediately thought of you... Then I remembered you’re bald. So I bought it anyway.” 10. Include a Comb License “You are now officially licensed to carry... in case of spontaneous hair growth.”